Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.
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1. Pointless Book
2. Even more pointless films.
1. a few short guys steal some jewellery and then go on a very long long, very boring and drug induced journey to throw it into a big hole, "from whence it came"
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An overrated trilogy in both book and movie form. It is an extremely boring trilogy that has been made into 3 hour movies that drag on and are impossible to watch.
Only the huge nerds can sit through a Lord of the Rings movie. For a normal person, it's impossible.
Nerd: "Hey, have you seen the Lord of the Rings?"
Normal Guy: "I tried to. I couldn't watch more than an hour."
Nerd: "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? IT'S SO AMAZING OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID!!! BEST MOVIES EVER!
Normal Guy: "Nice nerdgasm dude. Peace."
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A homosexual advertisement for men. When a guy wears a thumb ring, he is open and willing to engage in anal sex, rimming, reach-arounds, and all glory hole activities.
"Do you have any thumb rings for sale?"
"I'm sorry, but we are all sold out after the PRIDE parade last week"
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A magnificent and beautifully crafted game for virgins and people who genuinely want to hurt themselves on another level.
For those who are maidenless
Jhon: Yo dude, I've been playing alot of Elden Ring lately...
Mike: I didn't know you hated yourself that much
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Road ring is a usless slang word roadring to confuse the true definition of a roadway looping around a city or group of cities, commonly and correctly named "loop", which was planned and build for transportation purposes. Beltway is another acceptable term, but not "road ring".
Ring road should never be used in a sentence referring to a road or group of roads. Say "beltway" or "loop".
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A man who dominates another man's anus (or 'ring') with his erect penis.
Once he gets it in and starts f**king, he's the 'Lord Of The Rings'
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