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A usually homogaseous man that enjoys chopping down the doors of gay men.
Fireman tom chopped down the door to his gay friends closet.
the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.
Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.
Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.
I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.
A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.
You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.
A dreamy and unimaginably compatible couple that are in love and don't want to admit it
Person 1: did you see tom and isabelle... they’re so perfect for each other
Person 2: i wish they’d just admit it already
Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*
When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.
Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.
a male person, which you are happy to see at first, but then realize that he is actually a crazy nutjob
Girl 1: "Uhh, I like this guy over there!"
Girl 2: "I don´t like him, he is a real Tom-Tomsen"