my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

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Two Way Street

A term implying that you have to hold yourself to the same expectations as you hold others to. Tit for tat, this for that.

Todd: Did you wash my laundry yet?
Mary: Did you fix the sink yet?
Todd: No, I'll do it tomorrow.
Mary: I'll do your laundry tomorrow, it's a two way street buddy!

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Two Hearted Ale

Very possibly, the greatest beer ever created by man. Two Hearted is an alcholic beverage that contains 7% ABV. It is an American India Pale Ale (IPA). An IPA contains large amounts of hops. Hops are what gives beer a bitterness, and can give a beer pine, floral, citrus, and tropical notes.

Created by Bell's Brewery. Tasty

Two Hearted Ale is a craft IPA.

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two inch rich

possesing such a miniscule member that the only way you can make love to girls is to not be able to break down the walls,(nor raise the roof) but to be able to exhibit the sweetest amount of love, so that the female partaking in intercourse has not yet realized that penetration has occured.

a certain female wants her face slammed in the toilet, and to have her head slammed in a car door, with three golfers hitting her with a hooded five iron while receiving the pizza hut triple stuff crust for 9.99 buffet...... instead of a two inch rich.

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two niggas kissin

when two niggas be kissin and shit (No Homo)

Damn those two niggas kissin and shit.

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Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

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two buck chuck

Charles Shaw -- a dirt-cheap (but better than you'd expect) wine you can get at Trader Joe's for $2 a bottle in Cali. A little more expensive elsewhere.

Let's see. we got the PBR, the two-buck Chuck, burgers and fries from Mickey D's... Okay, go let Queen Elizabeth in for dinner, now, Laura.

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