puff unit

The nut house. When one is checked into a psychiatric facility, due to mental breakdown.

She was sent to the puff unit after the scene she caused at the store.

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Shelving Unit

An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.

Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.

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flying united

When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.

I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.

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hurt unit

Hurt units when something is giving out slowly but surely

That girl was a hurt unit.

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BIG UNIT

A man who is just plain and simple a huge fucking dude

P1: hey man you’re a big unit
P2: thanks mom

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Unit A2J

One of the coolest gamers out in the world of history...And no J AXL and RIK didn't write this. =D

Jacob said,"We should invite Aaron and play Freekstyle!"

Ricky said,"We should invite Unit A2J and play TENNIS!"

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Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

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