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When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle
Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.
Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.
"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"
"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."
Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.
To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.
A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit
Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂
The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.
You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.
A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.
-The desire to have sex with a waffle.
"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"