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when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out
anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
When you smoke marijuana for the sole purpose of masturbating.
I had a burn wank earlier and it made me very sleepy.
jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty
i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.
Eyal: What did you do last night?
Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden