chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass

can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!

Chair

A device used to be a seat for a person.

Guy 1: "Bro I just got a new chair"
Guy 2: "Awesome dude!"

chair

the thing yiu booty go on when yo leg go to bend

maximillion: i sit in chair

yeah: mm hm

Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!