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When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth
I was eating Karen's butthole and
she gave a smog check.
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The act of two or more males, belonging to any given sexual orientation and united under the addictive tendencies of E-cigarette use, inquiring as to the remaining level of vape juice currently present within the other party's pod (aka "P").
Male Friend 1: "What's up bro, mandatory P check"
Male Friend 2: *presents a pod with minimal vape juice remaining*
Male Friend 1: "Woah bro, it's already gone? We got those yesterday"
Male Friend 2: "Yeah bro, I've been K'n Ps"
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Smell check before sexual activity with a chick.
Dude I had to do dub check on my girl to make sure I wasn't deep sea fishing.
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When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
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Vaginal exam to obtain cultures and manually examine the vagina and other female genitalia.
We need a box-check for the pt with a condom full of money in her vag.
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When you are so baked you just get up and check outside of your house to make sure the cops arent there or any other authority.
This morning I got so paranoid after my rips that I did two sketch checks out the front window
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noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."
"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."
" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
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