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Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.
Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!
Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."
When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.
Blueballs or loner boner.
Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.
Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness
Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!
The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.
"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"
The act of two men jousting with their penises.
Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.
A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.
Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.
Nice
One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
Tree is the beatest meat of them all