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MUFF MONOPOLY: when a man takes viagra and goes out and fucks as many whores in one night as possible. The price of the whore depends on the area in which they are found, a high priced area or a shithole. many sexual acts are allowed in muff monopoly, for the males pleasure and the whores agony. killing the whores after is allowed and 1 whore may be counted as 2 if the kill is gruesome enough. example: something very sick such as making an incision in the stomach and then using his erection; stab inside the whole until the whore dies.
a man goes out and has sexual intercourse withwhores, as many as possible= muff monopoly. he then may want to alaskan pipeline her or give her a strawberry cheesecake. whoever scores with the most whores in one night session wins.
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A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.
Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.
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A person who likes to eat muff berries drenched in cum
I ate captain muff berries for breakfast and they were delicious!!
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A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.
The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.
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its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty
q:hello there james
A:your mums muff
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Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!
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1. It's a Jersey thing...
2. Vagina
Snooki poxy piece of muff cabbage
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