neck queef

a neck queef, It's when you cut someones neck, and hold the laceration together slightly, so when the blood is squirting out of the artery in the neck, it sounds like a queef

i was on the deep web, some guy living with a girl, told them to do a neck queef, he fucking did it lmao.

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neck cat

A Cat whom likes to mount an owner or trusted friends shoulder and drape him (or herself) over their shoulders.

That's a lovely scarf.. holy shit it's alive!" "Calm yourself, it's just my neck cat."

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bubble neck

The facial expression of someone who is attempting to stifle a belch or hiccup, usually but not always accompanied by a finger or two on the lips.

Anyone pretending to be drunk will immediately go to the bubble neck, but that's just something you can't fake.

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Dirt neck

Dirt neck is someone who is dirty , doesn’t wash , and has a purple or black neck

Your mad dirt neck

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Roxbury Neck

A neck injury caused by doing the Roxbury Dance. Usually turns up five days after public performance. You know you have a Roxbury Neck when you can't turn your head to the right and if you try, it will hurt as hell.

Apply Tiger balm on spot in order to deliver bad ass moves next time you're out dancing.

My Roxbury Neck keeps me from working out. CHEERS

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krispy neck

Some fucking good head.

She kept givin me that krispy neck all night long.

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Mosh Neck

A pain in the neck caused by moshing or headbanging or both.

This term is a synonym for Bangover and Headbanger Whiplash.

Dude 1: Duuuuuude!!! Did you go to the (enter band of choice here) show last night?

Dude 2: Yaa dude it was moooost bodacious but I got serious mosh neck.

Dude 3: Bogus dude.

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