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The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
To jerk (masturbate) of
Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning
When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.
Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."
Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?
If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."
You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.
when taking an adderall and drinking
Hey Marty, did you hear she was rolling in the paint last night?
BRUHHH I ROLLED HELLA HARD LAST NIGHT
When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.
1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.
2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.
3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.
Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"