"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.
I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!
A tall fat nonce that lives in the sewers of mickley and only eats tuna sandwiches and also hates anyone from the isle of wright
A person who tries to resurrect dead memes, dead trends and old jokes that no one cares about anymore.
Mike: Guys, I made Harry Potter popular again!
Dave: No one cares. Stop being a rat slinger.
Literally a gremlin that will post rats everytime someone mentions rats.
"Man, this dude's a fucking rat man!"
When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?
Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
a rat was fried in KFC it was cool
Mcdonalds: who should i collab with next
Burger king: Snopp dog
Popeyes: kanye west
KFC: 6ix9ine
Mcdonalds: you have already have KFC
KFC: i have
Popeyes: yeah they found a RAT in your chicken
Burger king: how the hell does a RAT end up in your chicken
KFC: i hate here
KFC rat was bad