Water Dip

When your D is so big it touches the water when you sit down on the toilet to take a dump.

Damn bra, last night I was takin a huge shit and I took a water dip

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Water Apartment

Term for the grand space of a handicap stall in a bathroom. Spun off the old term of water closet which was, for all purposes, just a toilet in a space the size of a phone booth. Usually contain a jump seat for a child or little friend, bars you can rest your head on for a quick nap, and a coat hook on the door. In most cases also contains a working door latch, something that is missing in the toilet booths.

Similar to the Taj Mahstall but with fewer amenities.

See also Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment and Toilet Booth.

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Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

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Water broke

When nasty stuff comes out of the cootchie. A precursor to the birth of an 18 year burden.

I was working when my water broke, all this nasty, slimy stuff came out of my cootchie.

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Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell

For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.

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Poo water

Recycled water, i.e. water from the toilet that is treated to be fit for human consumption.

I don't like to drink poo water.

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Water the flowers

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

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