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The offshoot massive movement of folks from Trump’s “base” who have split off from the original MAGA movement.
We’ve come to our senses before we had to drink the Kool-Aid and are explaining that MAGA now means Make America Gag Again.
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A derisive term for WASPy young privileged white people in their 20s and early 30s, generally wealthy and Republican. Oftentimes finance bros.
A: Let's go to that cool bar in Williamsburg tonight.
B: Nah, on weekends it's full of Future Business Leaders of America.
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A newly named movement comprised only of the Grabber in Chief who is causing so many Americans to feel nauseous and fearful.
MASA, or Make America Sick Again, must be permanently shut down as soon as we can impeach this sociopath.
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Coined by Justin Bieber, this term allows anyone to get out of any situation where they don't know what on Earth they're talking about.
Guy 1: Hey did you sleep with my girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Your girlfriend?
Guy 1: Yeh my girlfriend...
Guy 2: Uhh... we don't say that in America
Guy 1: Ok dude that's cool then.
Guy 2: *fuck yes*
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U.S goverment! getting our money both ways! Back in the late 70's, early 80's when crack cocaine first started showing up, it was distributed in tiny glass viles. I'm sure someone knows exactly what I'm talking about. Anyways, why wasn't there ever a huge crack bust back when it all began? It was almost ALL in these tiny viles..meaning someone was buying a hell of a lot of them from somewhere. Why didn't the government track who was buying all these little viles and bust them? I know why. Because it was the government who was distrubuting the crack. Sure, now days people can make crack in their own kitchens. But back when it all started, I think it was the government. They did it to help pay off the Vietnam "War"
Iraq & Afganistan (drugs have become larger in this era)
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the act of bailing out on something in the present in the belief it may jeopidize an option in the future
Man that fool is sea biscuitin' himself to America at this rate
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THE Catholic University of America is the finest learning institution on the eastern seaboard. Its students are great at going to church hungover, because Saturdays are for the boys and getting lit. Also, its important to know that THE Catholic University is a life style, and emphasis must be put on the "THE" so that everyone understands its significance.
"Bro you're drunk you need to get back home"
"I am home, my home is THE Catholic University of America."
"Stfu, go back to your dorm. We have mass at 10:30 tomorrow morning."
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