Lob one in there

Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.

Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'

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PEPSI ONE

An alternative to Diet Pepsi with 1 calorie per serving and also the best drink ever

PEPSI ONE

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table for one

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

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Square one

When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over

Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now

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No One Asked

When Someone Says 'No One Asked', It Is Usually For A Reason.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.

'like mate no one asked though did they'

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Chilly One

Ice cold beer

Hey dude, wanna come over for a few chilly ones?

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left one

someone asks you to do something that you dont wanna do suck my.......

your friend: can i have a fag? You: "suck my left one" or alternatively "lick me left lip"

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