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The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.
I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.
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Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af
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The most important thing in times of a pandemic.
Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!
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The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
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When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."
"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
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One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
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