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The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.
John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"
Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"
John: "How that happen?"
Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."
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Bat and trap is an ancient English ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of Kent.
John: 'Hey Reb, fancy a game?'
Rebecca: 'Yeah, I love playing bat and trap'
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Verb: To take a pinch of grizzly and put it between the gums and lips. Does not necessarily pertain to grizzly but makes the most sense as this is where the saying comes from.
Synonyms: Put in a big hog, take a pinch, pack a lip
"I think its about time to trap a bear while I wait for the deer to show up (or fish to bite)"
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A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.
Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.
Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.
After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.
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when the penis gets locked in the butt hole and you have to cut it out
My wife is sour from last night's trap job.
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women who play men on a daily basis when THEY KNOW something about you such as
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
boy 1- my nigga i almost fell for that velvet trap
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
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Keeping your thighs tightly squeezed together when sitting on a chair or in a car to prevent the pungent odour of a fart escaping.
"Your looking a little tense there, Fred."
"Nah, I'm just doing a thigh trap so the ladies can't whiff my fart. I'll relax once the smell has dissipated."
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