tree

something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the puboh my GOD, what happened to you?

yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front be

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tree of knowledge

A boy who is, metaphorically, full of knowledge and wisdom like a tree.

'You're not a tree of knowledge'
'Yes I am. You're just jealous because your a mushroom of stupidity'
'Stop extending on Daniel's ladder of knowledge'
'I think you'd better watch out little mushroom, the lawnmower is coming.'

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tree it up

go smoke some weed.
go hit a jay.

i got some weed lets go tree it up.

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Ho tree

When being a pimp you may have one ho, from that ho she has many friends and they are your hoes also. For instance you may ho your sister off and you gained all your hoes from her because they are your sisters friends.

Dude i gotta water my ho tree. Keep all my sisters friends in line.

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The Tree Trunk

Penile Gesture: The Tree Trunk involves a man pulling down his lower article of clothing just enough to see the base of his penis. This gesture can also be combo'd with pubic hair which could be the "roots" or bushes under a tree.

After him getting me with the goat i got him right back with the tree trunk.

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leafless tree

A rare species of trees that thrive despite the presence of leaves.

-"that tree doesn't have any leaves"

-"I know, it's a leafless tree"!

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Tree-Frog

This is a female that jumps from dude to dude and is toxic as fuck.

Hey I saw your girl fucking around with your friend.
Fuck her she is just a tree-frog anyways.

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