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slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.
i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.
hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!
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When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse
brush your teeth you turd burper
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During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
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A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.
Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
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Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
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After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.
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Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.
"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...
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1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.
1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.
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The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
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