Uncle Fucker

One who tends to pillage his uncle. Often confused with "motherfucker."

Tshego is the prime example of an Uncle Fucker

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Uncle Mark

A rapist.

"oh it's uncle mark"

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Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

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uncle ted

Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.

Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.

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Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

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Uncle Sid

Melodic Hard Rock band from Vancouver Canada featuring beautiful female vocalist and great songs.

Uncle Sid is the best original hard rock band of the times.

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uncle-t

Whining, crying, or just in general complaing while getting a tattoo done and coming up with different excuses for why you need to take breaks or rest

Jeremy quit being an uncle-t about your tattoo.

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