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when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out
anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty
i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.
When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank
I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank
Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today
Person 2: oouu what is that