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Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.
Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year
A literal angel sent down to earth who the human race does not deserve to be graced with the present that is him. He is the most gorgeous creature to ever breathe the same air as you and you should be counting your blessings every night. He’s also incredibly talented as a diverse actor who does a magnificent job as portraying the riddler on the show Gotham.
Cory Michael Smith is perfect point blank periodt
Daniel Drake Smith is the type of person to be rubbing all up on your grandmas leg.
“I saw Daniel Drake Smith grinding on my grandma the other night. She liked it apparently.”
To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.
I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.
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A dumb but cute bisexual hick from Texas who got pregnant by the age of 16 or so, became a stripper then married a rich old guy (who passed away)... she became depressed over the fact that she wouldn't be inheriting the old dudes money, started comfort eating, and eventually became a pill popping, obese slut.
However she decieded she wanted to get laid, so she became a spokeswoman for a diet pill company which secretly put her through several plastic surgeries for her to lose all that lard. Now is skinny, became a model and is semi-retarded from all the drugs she has taken.
I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say: I pity her son and wish him the best...
Like my boddddy? Trim Spa baby! *cheesy smile*
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the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.
I hit the ryan smith this past weekend.
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My hoochie friend thinks if she gets a bigger boobs, she'll finally get her chance to pull off the good old Anna Nicole Smith.
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