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the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.
-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."
-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"
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Everything outside the City walls, is Upstate. it dosnt matter if your east, its still upstate, ask anyone at 82nd & Lex
All of nys outside of nyc is rural
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There can only be one queen therefore the queen of New York is Belcalis Almanzar aka Cardi b and not Nicki Minaj she lies to her fans she is just on drugs thanks to her pedophile boyfriend
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If you like fucking your duster and drinking moonshine, man belive me when I tell you this is the place for you. There also many already raped sheep walking around if you are not exactly cut out for the sister thing. You need a microscope to see the population and mostly everyone who started there lives here... are still here for some god awful reason. All the party’s in Odessa are BYOB because everyone’s to fucking poor to share a little.
“Man I would love to live in Odessa, New York. Wouldn’t you?”
“No you god damn moron. What the hell is wrong with you?”
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The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.
Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday
James: Way to go dudeson
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The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.
Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.
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As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:
"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
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