a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock
omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to
A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.
Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...
Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell
Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky
A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence
Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?
Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again
He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker
When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong