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Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 4, 2019


A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 14, 2019


Jordan Duffy

A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.

Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...

by SaltyAdolf February 16, 2016


vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017


Jordan Licker

A person who isn’t African American that glorifies black people and blames police when black suspects resist arrest. Believes that blacks are oppressed and are victims of racism.
A person who isn’t African American and Uses the N word in every sentence

Person1: Did you see him defending that thug saying the officer should’ve been fired for doing his job?

Person 2:yeah he’s is being a Jordan licker again

He’s always using the N word in every sentence he’s sure is a Jordan licker

by Chris vtech October 30, 2023


Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.

I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.

by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019


Is Jordan Wrong

Yes

-when Jordan think she is correct, she is wrong, Yes is Jordan wrong

by Wowsar February 10, 2020