Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"