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"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thong style. People suffering from this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicament is simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.
Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."
Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."
maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people
maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me
The fish that people put on the back of their cars to
A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives
B) That they are members of the Republican party
C) All of the above
"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"
"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."
a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!
Jesus balls! i love ice cream!
Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.
any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.
guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.