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Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.
Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.
Whatever you want it to be Aka cum
The man ejaculated daddys milk in my mouth
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit
You milk dwep my mom.
When enjoying a bowl of cereal, the act of dripping out the milk for further use.
Most commonly seen when the user requires a second serving and has no more milk in the carton or gallon.
Bob1: I'm gon grab some milk and cereal, want some?
Bob2: Damn forgot to buy some milk, i guess u gonna have to use milk recycling on the rest
Bob1: bitch
Another name for a mustache.
"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.
"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.
"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"
(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."
"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."