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Peter Principle

Description of phenomenon by which the most incompetent members of a given organization will inevitably, inexorably, incomprehensibly rise to the the highest levels of power. In short, a person's responsibilities are inversely related to that person's ability to perform said responsibilities.

George W. Bush's Presidency is the Peter Principle in its most horrible realization.

by Lumberg February 18, 2005

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Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.

Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.

by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022


Peter-Twirling

Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.

Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.

Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!

by killersbytrade June 7, 2010


Peter Schlez

Peter Schlez is a male human from Nuremberg as well as the strongest living being in the universe. You can compare him to a Keanu Reeves and Elon Musk. He's also the best tennis player. He is the most handsome looking guy and first appeared in a yt video by triko. Peter Schlez is a mostly associated with cutlet-rolls as it is his favorite food.

PEEEEETTTTEEEEERRR!!! Peter Schlez is good at tennis. You smile like Peter Schlez. UwU

by Ryokone November 11, 2019


Emo Peter

Emo Peter is Peter Parker from Spider-Man 3 who was taken over by the symbiote venom and acts like a total douche

“Emo Peter is the best character in Spider-Man 3

by Emo Peter September 14, 2019


Peter Manoley

cock block for life

when Peter manoley is the one that is always following wooffy around and cock blocking him every where he goes even on the phone after leaving eh has to call to intrupt knowing that i am talkn to her

by woooffy32 September 1, 2008


peter duster

An appallingly thick, porn style mustache, usually groomed from the depths of hell that usually rests above the lips of cops, pedophiles, gays, or cops. Can be used simply as duster, in reference to dusting another mans penis as it is inserted in the duster's mouth.

Damn Barry, did you see Todd's Peter Duster, I bet he tickles plenty of cock with that hairy beast of a mustache.

by Boombox Branson October 4, 2014