football player build

someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.

Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats?
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build

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windows media player

A very bad media player in comparison to others like winamp. Has the tendancy to miss the first two seconds of an audio file. It has a very complicated layout and large window size making a simple task like playing an audio file a chore. Ripping music is almost pointless due to this. on the plus side WMP opens faster than its competitors allowing you to play a file almost instantainiously. WMP also suffers from its horrid lack of plug-ins and the windows web sites don't even supply them for download.

Argh. I just wanted to play my movie but Windows Media Player doesn't support the plug-in.

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Female football player

A female that plays football, probably the best and toughest player on the team, makes every guy jealous

Dang, have you seen that female football player; she's on fire.

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Genshin Impact player

A huge huge fat ass who weighs 500 pounds and always uses the girl avatar because he thinks she is hot and wants to be dominated by her. If he heres anyone make fun of the game he will run at them only to fall 0.000000001 seconds after strasting because he is a fat fuck and after falling he sstarts an earthquake.

Nikita is a huge Genshin Impact player

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fortnite player base

A player base containing people who despise anyone who hates on their “precious” little game. When someone hates they lose there shit

Person 1 “I don’t like fortnite”

Person 2/Fortnite player base loses their shit

5 minuets later

Person 2 claims they absolutely “destroyed” you when comparing a game you like to Fortnite

8👍 4👎

Genshin Impact Players

People who need to touch grass. Inhale grass, live with the grass.

Person 1: Did you see the new banner that came out for Hu Tao in Genshin?!?!?!
Person 2: welp I guess i'm not eating for the week
Person 3: Genshin Impact players really need to touch grass, please inhale it

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Female Hockey Player

A girl who participates competitively in a violent sport that was designed for men. Usually very butch or super slutty. Hated by figure skaters around the world. Very athletic with strong endurance.

"That girl dancing like a man must be a female hockey player"

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