Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.
Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?
A turd after you've eaten or drank something with gold flakes or glitter in it.
Dude, you should've seen the coil that Dennis threw after drinking a bottle of Goldschlager. What a sparkle pony.
(1) Something you write on your wrist or use as a name to make people rethink your sexuality.
(2) GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Did you see that gamer tag?
-no
Well, the bitches name was SPARKLE PONY! TF?
-HA it me that way sometimes
Its an occurrence that happens to prodomilty white males durning sex. The pinker the pony the tastier that berry be.
Eh did you hear that Hazey only loves Pink Poni?
A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.
When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.
It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.