when a guy lays down and a girl rides his weiner.
She wanted to ride the strudel for four hours.
Going on a bike ride when high, which said high can be any level, from kinda high to stoned or blazed. Originated at IU Bloomington
Nick: Dude, we're stoned. Hike ride?
Rob: Hell yeah, bro!
Finding pleasure in placing something on a shelf, and deliberately not using it while being well aware of its existence and location.
EX1:
Friend- "wow, dude thats the Japanese import of FF7, but you don't read Japanese!"
Dude- "I don't need to read Japanese. I'm gonna shelf-ride the SHIT out of this thing!"
EX2:
Son- "My dad's got some stuff he's been shelf riding since the 60's"
EX3:
Girl - "I gave you a gift, and you never use it!."
Guy - "What do you mean?. I shelf-ride it every day!."
When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole
“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”
Riding bikes on a street like a bad ass mother fucker with no consideration for cars bikes vans traffic or pedestrians.
yo tom, you got the balls to ride street?
See the proper term “Riding Gilbert”
Rand died today while Riding Diablo. It was bumpy and ugly.
just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything
I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.