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The smell of someone after drinking the bright yellow energy drink Shark, manufactured by the geniuses at Shark AG. A cuttingly sweet saccharine disease ridden aroma. What people with leprosy would probably smell like if they had munched sugar until their rotting teeth had dropped from their oozing gums.
What the f**k, your Shark Mouth has knocked my guts splashing.
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Some one who likes to look at butts. Primarily someone who gropes butts at key moments.
Get your hand of my butt, you butt shark!
He's a real butt shark, always scoping out the butts looking for a kill.
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(noun) A dump taken in the ocean.
See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish
"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."
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A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.
"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"
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the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.
Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."
Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."
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When a person wearing a hoodie is uppercutted in the hood from behind. The resulting inside out hood is flattened, thereby looking like a "shark fin"
OMG TRAVEL SIZE2, Youve been shark finned!
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Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.
You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!
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