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Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.

"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"

by jakson griff February 1, 2018

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window-licker

window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.

God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.

by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020

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Window Hopper

One who gos window hopping. Usually found in areas consisting of mostly dorm rooms.

Gen wanted to have a nice night with Mike, so Gen went window hopping into Mikes room. Therefor, Gen is a window hopper.

by Trent Pettyjohn April 29, 2007

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window eyes

Eyes that tell a story about one's soul; generally, a novel of one's past, present, and future without having to say a word. Derived from the expression, "the eyes are the window to the soul."

His window eyes were like an ocean to me, in which his dreams were reflected, and I could see everything.

by lover of souls... April 12, 2013

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window peek

A person that stands at the sink washing dishes and looks out the window at the same time (normally age 30+)

"Stop being a window peeker and mind your business"

by Coolgirl05254 March 19, 2017

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Window washing

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism

"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"

by Didi*hoodini February 25, 2015

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Window shopper

someone who looks at the opposite race, without actually meeting them. This is usually in person, so pornography and jacking off doesn't count.

Man 1: Dude, I saw a hot girl yesterday, and couldn't stop staring at her nice ass!
Man 2: what's her name?

Man1: I didn't talk to her
Man 2: you window shopper

by Fish_tacozzx April 27, 2012

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