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a 15 you old boy who has boyfriend and he cant keep track of one or the other
like dude look at brett making out with one his boyfriends.
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Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
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1. Grandson of the Delta Blues singers.
2. Innovator, all-around gentleman and connoisseur of fine food, womans and wine.
Also see The Mayor of Shelby Township
Ladies, ladies, ladies... keep your panties on, Puddin' Pops Johnson has just arrived!
Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.
Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.
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The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
harry devon johnson=
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The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.
It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).
The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.
Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"
Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"
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Two people having sex with eachother front to front style, but they do not face eachother. So instead of it looking like: =, it looks like 0_--o.
Person 1: My girlfriend gave me a Downtown Johnson.
Person 2: Oh, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, but I think couldnt see her face when i got sober.
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