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The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.
Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.
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An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today
Partner 2. What is it
Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip
Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.
Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.
Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!
A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship
Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair
I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough
Daubinski's signature sex move...You sit her down on a wheelchair and bang her with an ice dildo.
Bruh I just tried the alaskan wheelchair... bruh.