changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

............................................

I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

...............

I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

......................

Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

a pig and some change

The opposite of “all that and a bag of chips”.

Guy 1: Man, that guy thought he was all that and a bag of chips.
Guy 2: Yeeeeeah. He was actually just a pig and some change.
Guy 1: That’s hilarious!

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

chang

it is a Chinese origin name . it mainly means
pure: kind: loving

but people with such names are sure manipulators and they don't like to express their feelings openly

it comes to a boy-girl name

ex

chang you really are reticent