I might like you

Something girls out of you league tell you because they feel sorry for you

Boy: "J, I still like you..."
Girl: *of sh*t did he just say that* "I might like you..."

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i still love you

when you are trying to break up with someone but you dont want to hurt their feelings. Usually followed by : its not you, its me and you will always have a place in my heart.

i still love you but...

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i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

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i will make you a wheelchair

A widely used term for showing respect to your friend in New Zealand

Bob: completes every dare he's ever be asked by Gary

Gary:dude you've done every dare I've asked since we met now I will make you a wheelchair

I know what you are

Something you say to a gay person, letting them know that you know they’re gay

“I know what you are, Will Byers”

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I know you are but what am I?

A complete fail of a comeback... basicaly... you would use it when you get verbally bitch slapped your face is all red... and you cannot come up with a comeback.

Faggot: You smell bad

Me: Wow... because you said that dis you went from nobody loving you... to having a small squirl start to love you... oh wait... that squirl just got ran over by a car... your back to nobody loving you...

Faggot: I know you are but what am I?

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i will kick you in the eyebrow

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.

Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

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