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The look in the morning when you get out of bed with squinty eyes.
I looked in the mirror this morning and an Asian Bedson was totally looking back at me.
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1. a superpower associated with all asian people.
2. left, right, up, down, left, left, right, left, down, down, square, circle, X.
"as long as he doesn't use his asian fireball move i should be good."
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a short dick male, or someone without a rather large penis, someone who lacks the greatness trait in the bedroom.
dude had asian stroke his dick shorter than amber roses hair.
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1)An asian person who is brought up in Western culture at birth and has no root connections with his/her cultural language, attire, and dislikes oriental foods.
2) An asian person who lacks intellectual skills in math and sciences (and other skills) compared to the average asian.
3) A person who is of asian background but his/her appearances changes from time to time and/or can be manipulated by wearing African American/ Gino/Gina Italia clothing confusing others.
4) Usually an asian person found hanging around with people or places of other cultures than an asian group of "fobs" listening and speaking in asian language(s) i.e. Cantonese.
5) A person who is only partly asian.
Examples:
1) person A: Yo that asian girl's soo white washed.
person B: I know man...she doesn't even have that Chinese-English accent..plus she's never brought rice for lunch...in fact i doubt she eats rice at all...
2) Gram: Yo Tom how do I calculate the moles of barium sulfate?
Tom: man, that's the WORST question you could ask me.
Mark: OH menng...don't ask him that, its got math and chem in it...he's such a fake asian, you need like Steve Lee to do that.
Tom: w/e man, I'm more asian than you'll ever will be.
Mark: oh.
3) Ben: Yo check out that asian!
Mike: I dunno man, she looks half aise...maybe her dad's Italian or something...plus she's wearing all that Puma.
4) Tian: Yo Huan let's go to Pmall today at the arcade for some DDR.
Huan: nah man, sry..Pmall's not my style...I'm gonna go ill with the others, prolly goin to EC downtown. Plus I like In The Groove better.
5) Hi, my name is Ryushi LaPointe.
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What most asians think and act without realizing it. All the immigrants and new students that come here from China, Japan, or Korea, are on some asian supremacy flow. It's when you think the asian race is superior to any other. E.g; When you see asians walking down the street with MCM backpacks, Canada Goose jackets, and expensive handbags, they are trying to flex their asian supremacy by showcasing their wealth. When asians tape their eyes using eyelid tape, wear circle lens, or whiten their skin with Korean skin care products; it is because they want to look white- but they still think that they're better than western people and americans, so they try to hide the fact that they alter their appearances to look more white.
Also refers to asians that only hang out with their own kind. The cliques that VSCO cam the same food places on Instagram, that dress in the same urban/hipster fashion, and do their eyebrows and skincare routine all in the same way.
When asians only speak their language in public, its because they don't want you to overhear them criticizing western ideals, or what you're wearing, or how everything in America is bullshit.
"The other day I went into a store to get my belt fixed. This asian couple came in and asked one of the salespersons that they wanted the most expensive attire in the store that was unisex. They are full of asian supremacy".
"Oh my god, your asian roommate has one of those backpacks that Justin Bieber rocks."
"Really?! she told me it was from Forever 21. Guess she's on some asian supremacy shit, because she knows I won't find that backpack there".
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noun, a word to describe the type of asians found in Irvine. To name these "people" after a mouse is actually insult to rodents, as a mouse fights back when cornered. Mousy asians on the otherhand, just look at away or down towards the ground as if bowing to a god.
Fucken mousy asian, look me in the eye son!
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A cheap tan that makes a white boi look like a pakistani boi
OMG that bitch got a tan like an asian orange!!
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