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A guy who likes to lick toes. He will always kiss you goodnight on your pinkie toe.
That guy is such a Samuel Austin!
a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet
That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma
"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.
"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."
Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
15 year old prep student, rugby enthusiast and daily churchgoer.
i have recently committed my life to Jesus. however, I cannot withhold till marriage, it is my greatest sin.
Austin desmond: my biggest pet peeve. when you go active after you say goodnight
im just a little boy who needs help
my name is Austin desmond and i like older woman
The art of eating pussy on your knees
Noah: Yo bro how are you and your girl
BJB: Yo i austin bairded her last night
Noah: Thats sick asf
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”