paper bag

needed for ugly chicks in order to maintain an erection.

erin boettger's so ugly you need to put a paper bag over her face.

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tea bag

1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.

I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.

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seed bag

The scrotum; the bag that holds the testicles.

Reach down...between my legs...and ease the seed bag.
...Panama!

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double bagging

Putting a carrier-bag inside a carrier-bag to provide extra strength.

I was double bagging down tescos last night. Their carriers are flimsy as. Noway was one of those boys gonna carry my milk home without it exploding everywhere.

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Bag Whore

A person who's addiction or desire for a said controlled substance such as crack cocaine or crystal methamphetamine has forced them to exchange sexual favors for said substance.

I was shocked to see my neighbor's bag whore mom performing falatio on those gang members in exchanged for her tri-daily dosage of crystal meth!

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apple bag

the ballsack of a man

as in "i kicked that douche in his apple bag"

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my bag

To label something as your preference.

Thats my kinda thing = "That's my bag baby!"

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