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Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.

Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."

by Martyr0ne May 22, 2018


spin the bar

Buy the patrons in the bar a round of drinks.

Brian won money so he decided to spin the bar.

by Sugartits87 August 20, 2018


stunt bar

A bar or club where the primary purpose for the clientele is to show off or flaunt themselves in front of prospectives, exes or haters.

Before we head home let’s stop at my favorite stunt bar so I can flaunt this bawdy.

by MOD-HBIC March 03, 2019


Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020


Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 04, 2021


Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment

"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar

by SmartAllyPants March 24, 2022


Shaker Bar

"Shaker" meaning masturbating, it's secret code for a strip club or "titty" bar.

My husband and his friends went out to the shaker bar tonight.

by Wonder Woman77 September 03, 2013