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Another name for a guinea pig
I'm going into the pet shop to look at the budget bears.
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A type of person to rizz up any girl at anytime.
The ultimate is getting the number with just saying few of words.
Ultimate rizz.
Yo you got rizz? That makes you a rizzy bear?
Yeah I just pulled a girl with my ultimate rizzly power
Rizzly bear. Get girls at any cost easily and cock block any bitch at any moment in time ez
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The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear
Matt: Daym who is that
Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped
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The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water
Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks
Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore
Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever
Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
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Bear shorts appear when a guy (or a girl with hairy legs) shaves his lower legs, but leaves the top half above the knees hairy. Especially if said person has really thick leg hair.
Maggie's boyfriend ended up with bear shorts, 'cause after shaving his calves, he got scared and left the rest!
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Gay bar with mainly "bears" as visitors
Gay Dude: "Want to go to the Chocolate Tunnel tonight?"
Other Gay Dude: "Nah, that place turned into a Bear Bar and I am just not in the mood for beards and pumped up muscles tonight"
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one who is a truly sneaky person, witty, or random, but it works for them.
Wow, Sara you little sneaky bear, you.
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