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When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.
June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down
person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/
Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.
"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."
We Will Not Shit on the Bed
Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
Bed Poop Stain is,
when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce
Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*