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When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.
June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down
person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/
Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.
"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.
I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.