Beef Stew

A diarrhea like substance that comes out the anus after farting. Usually by surprise. Similar to the shart, only a little wetter.

"Dude I farted during class and made beef stew in my pants"

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beef and brocolli

a rolled cigarette or cigar containing; marijuana and hashish.

jeepers teddy that "beef and brocolli" blunt got me twisted like a savage climbing up an antenna pole wearing victoria secret panties..

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Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."

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beef and beer

Tasty Beef, Beer of your choice and a whole bunch of happiness for under £3.

Barmaid: "How can I help you?"

Punter: "Beef and Beer"

Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"

Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"

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beef flume

what Adam Corrola likes to call a vagina.

"your mom is a beef flume."

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beef wellington

noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the "pastry" has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: skank, bear claw, worn-out

"Man, i'd love to give Chelsea a hot beef injection"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"

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british beef

Namely TVR, seeing as the rest of the world has bought our beloved motor industry, it being the greatest in the world. Despite their reputation for uneconomical sports cars which are a touch unreliable, they produced the cerbera speed 12, capable of 240mph. I believe that rapes everything American, and anything french.

''Oh hell no son, my dinosaur V8 was ripped to pieces by that Silver flash that went by, it must have been a TVR''

''Ve are ze french, ve vill stick to our renault 5, no? va va voom thierry henry you talentless git''

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