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Big Jewelz

Hardcore Hip hop Artist representing Hartford Connecticut. Made a powerful impact on the mixtape scene. P.A.I.D. INT’L LLC

“That boy Big Jewelz went kinda hard “

by J5 da Villan January 4, 2018

big win

The best basketball coach that ever lived

Big win used his third string point guard to win the national championship. BOOM!!!

by Big win April 7, 2017

It’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day.

Usually a statement from a man to his partner, when he is about to go vacation.

Often met with retaliation and/or violent complaints of how tired or uninterested the supporting party is.

The “Big Fiddy” is an accomplishment of few people, some notable, such as: Bill Clinton (not surprised) and Hugh Hefner which was successful in 43 out of 44 attempts. Many people claim that the failure was due to a pubic hair friction fire.
This is likely to be a feasible claim given that the incident occurred New Years Eve 1974.

The most questionable case of achievement was Cellini Rossellini “The Pepperoni King of Wheeling“

It was told that he allegedly extinguished the crotch fire caused by Hefner back in 1974. He claimed that the latter was the finale for his 52nd “Big Fiddy” that year, Thus indicating that he had busted 2600 nuts (one every 3.5 hours) in 1974 alone. This is the only known occurrence of a “twin-cix hunnit”
Given his newfound devout Christianity, he declined to speak with the team on the matter.

Me- “I need you on point, I’m going for the Big Fiddy.”
Wife- “Big Fiddy?”
Me- “ Yeah it’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day”
Wife- “Omg, your an idiot, I want a divorce”
Me- “Good Going, I was going to put this on Urban Dictionary and you fucking ruined it!”

by Jackin’overhanded September 12, 2021