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When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.
Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.
Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
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The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.
My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.
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A game from the 2000s where your as a marble, and you have to complete levels
Marble Blast Gold is not able to the public anymore :(
thats all i know, because i havent played since 2010 XD
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Adapted from the Turbo Jam Total Body Blast Ball Workout, this term deviates from the original meaning a bit. It refers to the enormous cumshot from just one man. The shot has so much power, force, and substance, that it is like being kicked by a bronco, hence the Bronco Body Blast.
First Guy, "That girl must have been bukkaked all over, she has so much cum on her it knocked her down!"
Second Guy, "Naw man, I just gave her the bronco body blast."
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A really stupid thing white people call each other. They say it in order to not seem racist because the can't say nigger, and just nucca sounds too much like nigger.
Shut the fuck up nucca blast!
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Plenty of people say it, it's a very common phrase!
Blast my soul, where is Brooklyn?
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