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An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
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A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine
We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
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The P.C. name for "sex on the dancefloor." When a guy (usually very drunk and horny) moves behind and gets up as close as possible to a girl to dance to a rap song.
The only way to dance to 50's "Candyshop" song is to bump n grind. It's like practically having sex on the dancefloor.
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Any female preferring same sex sexual relations. Lesbians are commonly referred to as Beaver bumping bitches.
Man that girl is fine, too bad her and her girlfriend are strictly beaver bumping bitches!
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when a large or overweight man who usually has low self esteem and takes it out on other people by making fun of them to hide their insecurities, bumps into you with their large stomach and them proceeds to laugh.
1)you can identify these people because they text girls who are skinny and pretty and wants them to play with his two inch.
2)they transfer schools because he doesn't fit in with us shoals christian people
3)they miss school repeatedly and are rarely seen except on the couch with a bag of chips.
Dude you better go hide, someone made fun of him and now he is gonna come bogus bump you.
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Hey guys, we have been skiing for 12 straight hours now, lets do some cool down bumps and go to bed?
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Having sex. Getting jiggy with it. Laying gravy on the mashed potatoes.
Yo dude.. I'm totally trying to bring this drunk girl home to bump belly buttons! I'll see if she has a friend for you.