Hop on First Class Trouble

Sexually assault a Chuck-e-Cheese animatronic.

Just hop on First Class Trouble already!

first pitch pinch

while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P

David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?

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First World Problems

When the only people you can talk to are your best friend and a sexy blonde...

Disney princesses have some real first world problems!

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First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.

Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.

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put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.

hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?

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nude in the first degree

when a person is shirtless

guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross

guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree

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First World Problems

Problems almost unique to or prevalent in the first world, which actually refers to the US. These problems include:
- medical debt
- extreme poverty
- identity theft
- credit card fraud
- fake news
- queueing forever in cars for “fast food” and coffee
- conspiracy theories
- gun violence
- normalised bigotry and misogyny
- institutionalised corruption
- extreme bureaucracy

It took forever to get my gronday lartay with that line of cars … dang first world problems!

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